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Tuesday, November 18th, 2008

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7:00a Missing Beatles Track Confirmed http://feeds.theonion.com/~r/theonion/weekly/~3/457149062/missing_beatles_track_confirmed http://www.theonion.com/content/amvo/missing_beatles_track_confirmed?utm_source=onion_rss_daily In an interview with the BBC, Paul McCartney confirmed the existence of a 14-minute track the Beatles recorded for an electronic music festival. What...

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1:00a [audio] Bioengineers Outsmarted By Strain Of Intelligent Wheat http://feeds.theonion.com/~r/theonion/weekly/~3/456851115/bioengineers_outsmarted_by http://www.theonion.com/content/radio_news/bioengineers_outsmarted_by?utm_source=onion_rss_daily Onion Radio News - with Doyle Redland

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Monday, November 17th, 2008

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6:00p [video] Attractive Girls Union Refuses To Enter Into Talks With Mike Greenman http://feeds.theonion.com/~r/theonion/weekly/~3/456535271/attractive_girls_union_refuses_to http://www.theonion.com/content/video/attractive_girls_union_refuses_to?utm_source=onion_rss_daily At a press conference today, the AGU announced it will not even acknowledge Mike Greenman until he begins dressing better and loses some weight.

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adameros

11:13a In other news, we went to a wonderful house party Saturday night, hosted by Brenna and his room mates. Amoung other things, they had live music, including and excellent local jug band, the Beaver Deceivers. Check them out, they are a lot of fun, and have some definitely good jam band qualities. (Plus the drummer is hot!)

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pennyarcaderss

12:00a Comic: Solitude http://feeds.penny-arcade.com/~r/pa-mainsite/~3/u2g8CfSVDHI/ http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2008/11/17/solitude/ http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic//solitude/

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10:38a Co-Op Casino Robbed Again http://feeds.theonion.com/~r/theonion/weekly/~3/456119029/co_op_casino_robbed_again http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/co_op_casino_robbed_again?utm_source=onion_rss_daily ANN ARBOR, MI—The member-owned-and-operated casino known as the Sunshine & Sharing Gaming Cooperative was robbed Tuesday for the fourth time...

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10:00a Fraternity In Danger Of Losing House Launches Harebrained Scheme To Fix Economy http://feeds.theonion.com/~r/theonion/weekly/~3/456119030/fraternity_in_danger_of_losing http://www.theonion.com/content/news/fraternity_in_danger_of_losing?utm_source=onion_rss_daily DURHAM, NC—The brothers' laugh-a-minute economy-rebuilding plan involves bikini-clad Russian exchange students, the U.S. Senate, and a 50-gallon drum of Crisco.

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7:00a Suicide Rate Jumps In White Middle-Aged Population http://feeds.theonion.com/~r/theonion/weekly/~3/455925363/suicide_rate_jumps_in_white_middle http://www.theonion.com/content/amvo/suicide_rate_jumps_in_white_middle?utm_source=onion_rss_daily Between 1999 and 2005, the number of suicides among white middle-aged Americans increased 17 percent. What do you think?

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Sunday, November 16th, 2008

badhomo

11:58a So, I don't know how many times I will have to hit myself on the head by going out to bars I haven't had fun at in months before it finally sinks in that my tastes have changed. Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T

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badhomo

11:55a It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. It was the apoc of belief, it was the apoc of incredulity. Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T

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Saturday, November 15th, 2008

badhomo

1:16p Deep in my heart, I do believe... Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T

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badhomo

12:47p Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T

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kcrosby

11:59a non-poll since I don't have a paid account, I'll just ask: Secretary of State: Bill Richardson, Hillary Clinton, or "other?" comments to explain your choice, please. current mood: cheerful current music: "Heart-Shaped Box," Nirvana

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